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The Definition of Fun: Adrian Beltre – 9 Inning Know It All
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Adrián Beltré retired, so let's appreciate his wondrous career
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Prince Fielder gets one last touch on Adrian Beltre's head : r
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This look of terror is why you should never touch Adrian Beltre's
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The Bizarre Quirks and Tales of Adrian Beltre, MLB's Most Beloved
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An Adrián Beltré appreciation from Los Angeles – Dodger Thoughts
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Houston Astros mascot goes for Adrian Beltre's head (Photo)
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Don't touch Adrian Beltre's head. I say again: do not touch it
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Adrian Beltre, the toughest ballplayer alive, has a bump or bruise
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Adrian Beltre does not enjoy having his head touched, his teammate
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Never touch Adrian Beltre's head